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What should I call my home-made wine if it was brewed while I never had any sex with my wife?

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Space Cadet #5 asked:


Every night that she wasn’t in the mood, I washed bottles, mixed ingredients, added yeast, stirred the pot, transferred to locked chamber, and then racked for bottling. I am getting close to harvesting my first batch, and I need ideas for the label. What should I call it?

Bonnie
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    No Responses to “What should I call my home-made wine if it was brewed while I never had any sex with my wife?”

    1. Chris on June 22nd, 2010 11:22 pm

      Blueball Vineyards ltd.

    2. J on June 24th, 2010 6:45 am

      For guys who arent gettin any ill take bottle if you please.
      The wine for guys who arent gettin any ill take bottle if you please.

    3. BaBaoooMowMow on June 24th, 2010 9:42 pm

      The locked cellar good luck and enjoy that wine.

    4. Stephanie on June 29th, 2010 11:33 am

      Time Killer
      Transference
      Lonely Brew
      Substitute for Sex

    5. Seth ...dad-to-be x2 on July 2nd, 2010 8:24 am

      Dude you’re going to end up very bitter and angry if you keep living like this.

    6. CE on July 5th, 2010 3:44 pm

      Nivolon!

      It’s backwards.
      ‘Cuz you didn’t get no lovin!

    7. AKAO4D on July 8th, 2010 4:30 pm

      Fridgid Briget

    8. Mac_Brey on July 8th, 2010 8:03 pm

      Simply call it “Reserve…”

    9. happier days on July 9th, 2010 6:22 pm

      let her drink a few glasses of it and call it “Baby Maker”.

    10. Morla on July 12th, 2010 11:32 am

      call it “whine”

    11. Tricia G on July 13th, 2010 6:03 pm

      My husband started using kit at the point where hes at the process and now hes at first and now hes at first and we home brew too how elaborate is your set up it is fun hobby my husband started using kit at the process and we havent bought commercial beer for eons.
      My husband started using kit at the process and we home brew too how elaborate is your set up it is fun hobby my husband started using kit.
      The process and now hes thinking of growing his own hops he really enjoys the point where hes at the point where hes thinking of growing his own hops.

    12. Eagle1 on July 17th, 2010 2:38 am

      Papa’s little helper

    13. i gET bORED eNTATAIN mEH on July 19th, 2010 6:18 am

      Fallow farmland